Enjoy!!! Delicious HTML5 video-games
With hand crafted, slow roasted, carmel colored Au Jus

My super huge brain's astral projections enable me to create and develop these machines
And watching YouTube tutorials and buying second-hand textbooks

Blogs are far too mainstream, so I've spent hours and hours developing the perfect alternative...
THE BLOGICLE!!! Instead of posting huge walls of text, you post a sentence or two, optionally with an image! SENSATIONAL!!!

Sometimes, my ideas are too grand and amazing for my weak corporeal form to handle
So I put them here, along with other, more sinister machinations

Through the one hundred thousand years that I've lived, I have gathered many items
Here, I present them for your viewing

This web site has had near one billion different versions and revisions, all varying greatly
Along with other historically important files and documents, they reside here

These strange noises seep out of my inventions and tinkerings, never before heard by mankind
Most of the time they're made intentionally however

I'm available through infrasonic sound
Simply play a 2.3 Hz tone and I'll promptly read your mind and answer your questions