https://BYKEG.com
This is it. You're at BYKEG. You've functionally peaked.
Go on. Claim your spoils. Play my video-games.
Nothing here is certified Non-GMO, but I like to think they are.
The spoils in question consist of the following.
- VIDEO-GAMES
- VIDEO-GAME ADJACENT INTERACTIVE MOVING PICTURES
- WRITINGS ABOUT EVERYTHINGS
- SOUNDS AND CRAZED ACOUSTIC EXPERIMENTS
- THE LOST TREASURES OF SKINK ISLAND
- TALL AND GRAND STORIES
- THE SPOILS
You can always pretend to be enticed, should these not entice you.
Please, act as a dragon to this hoard of large trash.
Make sure no living being outside of the 3rd grocery store built in Liechtenstein ever sees this web site.
Haha. Just kidding. Give me traffic.
VIDEO-GAMES
Enjoy!!! Delicious HTML5 video-games
With hand crafted, slow roasted, carmel colored Au Jus
PROJECTS
My super huge brain's astral projections enable me to create and develop these machines
And watching YouTube tutorials and buying second-hand textbooks
THE BLOGICLE
Blogs are far too mainstream, so I've spent hours and hours developing the perfect alternative...
THE BLOGICLE!!! Instead of posting huge walls of text, you post a sentence or two, optionally with an image! SENSATIONAL!!!
PILE SITE
Sometimes, my ideas are too grand and amazing for my weak corporeal form to handle
So I put them here, along with other, more sinister machinations
THE COLLECTION
Through the one hundred thousand years that I've lived, I have gathered many items
Here, I present them for your viewing
THE COLLATION
This web site has had near one billion different versions and revisions, all varying greatly
Along with other historically important files and documents, they reside here
SOUND NIBBLES
These strange noises seep out of my inventions and tinkerings, never before heard by mankind
Most of the time they're made intentionally however
CONTACT ME
I'm available through infrasonic sound
Simply play a 2.3 Hz tone and I'll promptly read your mind and answer your questions
Psst! You! Quiet down!
Huh? What am I doing? What are you, a cop!?
I'm spozzling for brizzlos, obviously!